She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
3 2 1 whiskey
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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