just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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