Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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