You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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