yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
