Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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