He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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