Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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