I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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