sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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