it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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