the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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