I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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