Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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