do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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