Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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