Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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