so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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