if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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