you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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