thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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