never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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