oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
