she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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