Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
