I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize
