Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
