yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I skipped work to stalk him.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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