that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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