So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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