Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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