i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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