that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Randomize
