Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
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