google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Found the puke drawer
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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