You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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