WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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