it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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