sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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