Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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