i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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