why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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