we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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