The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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