Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
My ass is underappreciated
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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