i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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