i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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