I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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