I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I think we might need a safe word for this...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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