did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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