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(705): View more from Ontario

"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.

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(802): View more from Vermont

he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me

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(513): View more from Ohio

I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.

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(631): View more from New York

i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...

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(330): View more from Ohio

I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN

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