i don't like sucking hair
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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