Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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